But the apology was just gesticulating anyway, as we all know, the Saudis come here all the time to party with strippers and hookers and throw their money at them. It’s not the regime that’s backwards, necessarily, so much as it’s the constituency. I mean, I assume your contact with the outside world is rather limited…

I like that. See, your buddy at least knew how to lean in to the skid. :D

Yeah, I suppose that’s true. Personally, as much as I love bacon, I’d cut that out before I cut out all red meat. I would be a very unhappy person if I couldn’t eat a burger, steak, prime rib, duck, et al. anymore. I could live a sad existence without bacon, but I’d still live. I’d rather leap off a bridge than lose…

Wouldn’t you assume cutting red meat would also require you to remove the nitrate soaked, cooked piece of pork belly as well? Lol

I suppose. I’ll admit I don’t like beans in my chili, because beans have zero flavor for me and I don’t see any point in stacking extra calories that I get nothing out of. Different strokes for different folks I s’pose.

That may be true, Twitter seems to have just collected an abundance of the latter two.

You must be a blast at parties.

I don’t think you understand the meaning of “petulant.”

A) Vegans are fucking annoying, no one denies this.

B) Calm down there, ya damn sissy.

I suppose, it just seems a strange tack to take, when I want to be healthy I just eat a side salad lol

Luckily nobody gives a shit about your opinion on the matter of people explaining nonsensical choices.

He’s not in the union, it’s a private school, genius.

How are they fuckheads for that? Why in the Hell would you expect a Catholic school to give a single shit about a transgender person? You can do better than that.

They listed that as a caveat, since he decided to make this claim with no facts, they decided to waive that policy and release the reasons for dismissal. In essence, he opened the door, so now they’re letting everyone see the whole house instead of just the one room he described.

I once went to dinner with a couple friends before we went out drinking, and the girl next to me ordered a veggie burger..with bacon. I was so bewildered that I actually managed to piss her off by repeatedly asking her to explain to me how that choice made any fucking sense whatsoever. Spoiler Alert: She said it was…

People should not tweet anything, and in fact, Twitter should really just not exist, because it’s dumb as hell. That said, I’d rather read a tweet about somebody doing something nice for a little kid than another idiot talking about his political views or how the guy making his sandwich forgot to add the spicy mustard…

Only as long as it takes to get the perfect cut of prime rib and filet.

Watch it man, you’re treading in dangerous territory pointing out their hypocrisy like that. It’s only cool when it fits their agenda, kinda like how it’s okay to insult Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance, but if you say anything about a democrat’s appearance you’re immediately a misogynist and shaming. As they say, “Rules…

It’s amusing that The Root is so virulently racist. It’ll be even more amusing when Univision lays off the entire staff and shuts down the site because they’re losing money hand over fist.

I don’t think you understand what Apartheid was. Local taxes go to schools, it’s not right that they should be paying higher taxes for a school their kid can’t go to. But of course, you wouldn’t understand that because you’re too busy not having kids and living in a Brooklyn apartment trying to be self-righteous.