Don’t be thinking small. Think BIG. Think Continental. Think New Yorker. Think Delta 88. Tbink about all those smooth-riding malaise-yachts with 150 horsepower lumps. Imagine doubling or tripling the power of one of those things and gliding along in silent splendor...

Those fucking ‘Murica uggs are the shit icing on the incel cake. 

Almost 10 years ago MotoGP was in pretty dire straits for teams, as well. Basically only three producing results worth mentioning, and one dominating... private teams, all the while, were getting harder and harder to come by. Sound familiar? *ahem* I digress.

I admire your commitment to reminding us about your 850, even when it has almost no relevance to the article at hand.

Yes, much rather that one, but please without the almost Soviet fuel consumption of one failed oil state per mile.

A power hatch. Not that hot, but plenty of power. Like a trash compactor. 

I’d like to see some journalists do some blind on-road handling comparison. Camouflage the interior enough so they can’t tell what they’re driving.  Maybe even headphones so they can’t hear the engine.  I think most wouldn’t be able to tell a major difference with the torsion beam rear.

Is the 300 HP Mini GP I’m reviewing not a hot hatch? 

Between the novels, comics, AvP franchise and all that, the canon is entirely thrown out the window. Clearly Scott feels the story is his to write regardless of earlier story elements, including from his own films (which to be fair, is technically true, but does make the story less satisfying for the audience).

This is a car? 

Let’s not forget the car’s most exciting feature:

It’s because it went from an interesting competitor in the sports car market, to outdated, now to a value, because very single other sports car like it is either defunct or WAY too expensive for someone in a regular tax bracket. If you want a sports car with similar stats, similar feel and similarly equipped you are…

You know, there are probably subjects where I’m vastly more knowledgeable than you. Should you ever ask a question I consider basic that would be the perfect time to pour on the condescension But I don’t do that, to you or others, for two reasons: fear of mockery kills the spirit of inquiry and it’s an asshole move.

You raise a good point, sir. Being so lean? I don’t think that’s Keto or Atkins.

Heh.  Yeah, that last Nolan movie had a tinge of “Occupy Wall Street-iness” to it, but we need a Caped Crusader who’s “all in” and “woke”.  It would help if he was carbon-neutral, had changed sex at least twice, and vegan.  Batman definitely needs to be vegan.

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

I think one of the big things is that you have a lot of staunch EV advocates showing up going “there’s no maintenance!”

Please don’t be like that.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

Shockingly there is also a Google Sphere view of that one parked in the harbor