Did they even address the question why they can't invest their money in infrastructure and improve their own network? Rather than making up a piss-poor excuse to buy up it's competition?

This week, I saw a car with a license plate CONTACT, with a license plate frame that had the sentence: "I'm okay to go!"

Arseholes?

I'm too lazy to call everyone in my family. Immediate family, we let them know in person or with a phone call. But we emailed extended family (second) and friends (third) before we put it up on Facebook.

Because I hate shopping there.

Decompose!

Here's why Best Buy is better than GameStop:

You can't shoot a ghost with guns. They are already dead.

I believe the kid selling the white plastic was a high school student.

Why not just attach a leg? Then people can ask you what's wrong with your leg at the gym.

Enhance!

If I recall, Verizon abandoned Washington state.

Hasn't that Snapple rumor been around for 20 years? I seem to recall it in middle school when I was a wee lad.

Only cases I need to finish are Reefer Madness and Nicholson Electroplating, and then I can start inFamous 2.

Half-Japanese, Half-American? So, his translator has dual-citizenship?

Cell phone reception is terrible at my house. We have an analog landline to make local calls.

Spoke too soon.

My sister went to England back in April and bought me an R2-D2 Operation-type game. Apparently, it's only available in Europe, and it looks like a mini-R2-D2. That is to say, it looks like a toy, and not a board game.

Now you can collect and trade them with your friends! Look for the rare hologram foil editions. Guaranteed one in a case!

Is this because of the moisture, or because people leave food on their plate when they put it in the dishwasher?