Was Portal 2 cross-platform for the PS3 and PC? That's what my sister-in-law's boyfriend had said, but he doesn't have a PC, Xbox360, or PS3.

I used to be excited for Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon. Until they turned the series into a generic shooter.

This car is looking dangerously close to something that belongs in the Batman Forever and Batman & Robin movies. And that's not a good thing.

Maid jumping off the roof of the house? How about him riding around on his tricycle and knocking his mom off the 2nd floor as she's dangerously close to the railing?

According to ITIL best practices, a problem is an "issue."

My mistake...it's not in the Milky Way. I got that mixed up with another star that we were considering as a name for our son.

My wife and I named out son after a star in the Milky Way.

Zelda is a passable name as well. It's been around long before The Legend of Zelda.

Did you propose the name and then say where it was from?

He's a Maverick!

What's that scanning thing in pics 4 and 5?

Didn't that episode involve a Doctor at a Sperm Bank?

I want that phaser! Even if I don't get the game, I want it.

Make the game for the PS Move, and then you'll get 1:1 tracking with almost no lag.

Is beiberfever a new type of WMD?

The claw games with the bigger prizes have doors big enough for small kids to crawl into. Once the door closes, they are able to crawl up and into the area where all of the toys are.

So THIS is how the world is going to end in 2012. How quaint.

Awesome, but that's ridiculously loud.