This is the fantasy that Ashley Madison sold. The reality:
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Jose Sixpack: hawt Latino rockin’ sexy abs.
Looks like Aaron Schock’s office bathroom before he resigned.
Ashley Madison?
Here’s Joe Banner, an NFL executive. He’s kinda weird-looking and probably has sex.
I think that’s Giovanni de’ Medici on Brown’s head.
Grey Wolves? Sounds like the military wing of AARP.
His 2014 Tour win looks more and more dubious.
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They live in Florida where two weeks feels like 80 years.
“It’s supposed to be 1955.”
You’re doing wonders for my self-esteem!
Heard anything about who Grape-Nuts is endorsing?
He’s so douchy-looking his name should be Axe L. Braun. And no.
Who’s playing Robin?
I guess it’s better than Stupider, Jr.
Dunno. I’m not a lawyer; I play one on TV.
Should I tell my wife I have a paid subscription to Dolly Madison?
It’s spelled Gawd.