Fuck yes to all of this.

“and Democrats haven’t gotten together to fix this —”

*Man actively has arms around guy*
Random lady until the end of time: “STOP HIM STOP HIM STOP HIM STOP HIM GET HIM STOP HIM”

I *hate* Fromsoft games. Like, all of them, yes, even Elden Ring (which even from an art design / graphical standpoint I find massively overrated). Their design philosophy pisses me off, and the fan base is full of insufferable tryhards who are borderline cultish about it. But then, most of the appeal seemed to be (in…

That’s fair, if you think the person is talking about life in general. But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve found I have less patience for hard games. If I’m lucky, I get a couple of hours of leisure time a night, and it sucks to realize I took that precious time and chose to use it being frustrated.

On one hand, I’m guessing they’re just talking about the game, not life.

On the other hand, you have made me realize just how much life is like a souls game; endless challenges made arbitrarily hard for the benefit of the few, and the only advice anybody ever gives you is “get gud” and expect to fail for most of it.

A fucking cup isn’t even on the list!

LMAO Until I scrolled down your comment, I assumed it was a Starbucks brand version of the Stanley Cup or something. The fact it isn’t that makes this story impossibly stupid and embarrassing for those people. Enjoy what you like as long as it does no harm, unless it’s this.

This article sucks. You wrote and entire article about some freaking cups, and don’t bother to insert a pic of said cup. Just some blurry photos of people hoarding. Showing us a pic of what you’re talking about is literally the very least you’ve could have done, and you didn’t. 

UK, but fortunately I am not one of those millions. Just heard of her for the first time today, and will be promptly forgetting about her.

Especially if you can spend your way there.

The only Stanley cup that I’d wait 5 hours in line to get my hands on is the actual Stanley Cup.

Nope. No and no. This is the only Stanley cup I recognize. I will drink something hard to clear my mind of this nonsense, and refresh my memory of this:

...except, ya know... actually join an organization or cause that does real, productive things and makes the world a better place, even in the smallest of ways.

Boomers miss fighting over shit like Elmo Dolls, Furbys, Cabbage Patch Kids, etc

Consumerism is absolutely out of control.

The shit people will do to feel like they belong to something.

My interest in Stanley remains flat.

It’s funny that we’ll remember this kid for this pretty nifty accomplishment. We won’t remember this lady, whose name I already forgot, within minutes of reading this article about her dumb ass.