The article mentions that this isn’t the first time a student has been expelled based on their parent’s conduct—I’m dying to know the circumstances surrounding those/that prior incident(s).

This is the correct take. 

One could simply not care about the opinion of random 22 year olds.

It’s where Alex & his droogs go to sharpen up before enjoying a night of ultraviolence. A good time, is what it is.

Anyone from Gen Z trying to make me feel bad about literally anything better have a mortgage and know how to navigate the job market during a recession. I’ve earned my incredibly sugary sweet cake and I will eat it, too.

Oklahoma is not OK.

I’m a millennial but I’ve never had Milk Bar’s birthday cake so I don’t really have a dog in this particular fight. But I also don’t understand why we should care what Gen Z thinks about my dessert choices, hair part (side parts forever) and whatever else Gen Z thinks is cringe. Who cares what some 23 year old…

They claim to hate us and think we’re cringe, but they’re also obsessed with everything we did in the nineties and early 00s. Bringing back JNCOs and butterfly clips and low-rise jeans? That’s the REAL cringe. Don’t hate us because we’ve already been there, learned from it and moved on...

This season of WWDITS was it’s absolute best. Good choice on the episode, but there wasn’t a bad episode in the bunch. Also, the Guillermo frogs are my favorite sight gag of any show all year.

Males can lactate.

Jezebel is back

Natasha Lyonne’s Old Navy commercials have squandered all the good will she built up with Russian Doll and Poker Face.

Eh, I don’t see the harm. That’s what works for her. She didn’t say that no one should use them.

Exactly.

That’s it? That’s all she said and it warranted this whole piece?

Really reaching for content, eh?

Kudos to everyone who called Oscar getting scammed by Maud Beaton. (Every time I hear her name I think it’s Mavis Beacon, the typing course).

“I give praise when it is dessert,” she retorts. Mood.

I think it was “I give praise when it is deserved” which is savage, but I like the dessert angle too.