Hey, thanks for not making this a slideshow.

One of the reasons it was so successful it that the ad works regardless if you know who Miles Teller (and/or his wife) is or not. In some ways it even works better if you know who he is but didn’t recognize him the first time around. The vast majority of the celebrity-casted Super Bowl ads were very “I am a famous and…

You guys know that Reductress is making fun of you, right? Like this website specifically.

“We’re all adults, meaning we shouldn’t need a fake holiday to drink, fuck, and do whatever we want with our friends.”

Or, I don’t know, maybe people like to celebrate Galentine’s together to simply have some fun.

Ugh yes, how dare women turn an already capitalist holiday that shames us into thinking we don’t have as much value if we’re not in a relationships into a day where we hang out with girlfriends and get drunk amirite

I don’t pull pranks much anymore but back when I did, I’ve always thought the best pranks are ones that the person being pranked will enjoy.

Exactly.

Maybe if we stop playing along by calling them “pranks” it might help.

At the conveyor belt sushi place here in Austin, it’s impossible to remove a plate and reinsert it because there’s a cover over the plate that won’t go back down without some sort of special tool, and aint nobody taking a plate if the cover is up.

From what I understand, the uncovered type of places aren’t as common anymore. Now it’s dome which serves like a tamper evident thing to prevent people from trying to take stuff without paying. 

Badda Bing, Badda Boom!!! The reverse correction... You too, huh? Not two weeks ago.. Thankfully the Paisan owner was walking past our table, I tagged him as a referee,  and he quickly but gently corrected the server. Otherwise I will sometimes hammer the point and say “Do you pronounce it ZuSHEENEE? Right, because th…

I never heard widespread and accepted mispronunciation of Gyro (as Jairo) until I moved to NYC where even people selling it would use that atrocious phrase, so I presumed it was a local lingustic abortion like “stand on line”.

Getting it “right” is nice, but it’s far more important to be gracious to the folks around you when they pronounce something incorrectly. Unless they’re going to be embarrassed by the others around them or have their food messed with, there’s no real value in correcting them if most people can tell what they mean.

I learned how to pronounce ‘gyro’ when an amazing Lebanese place in Columbus OH opened; the owner carried an (empty) Super Soaker and if anyone said “ji-row” he’d point it in their face and yell “SAY YEE-RO!! HAHAHA!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!”

Really surprised “pho” wasn’t mentioned.

I skip the .gif debate by calling them “graphic ifs” which people apparently hate even more.  This is how I win.

Shades of Apple’s “you’re holding it wrong.”

That Taco Bell gets super packed.

I’m not a slideshow hater. At least I wasn’t, until this crap. Just post a f*ing picture of the places. Christ, who wants to watch a TikTok video on every page?