Well he is cut from the same cloth as the idiots who claim fervently that Bush kept America safe for 8 years.

This guy scares me more than any of the other Republican candidates. Not terribly smart, sanctimonious, vain, anti-science, and absolutely unwilling to admit being wrong. On second thought, I guess I just described all of them.

It’s from poverbs.

It’s iffy for me too....are you using chrome? Refreshing the page helped me.

Naturally enough. She advised that people all have places to live.

I have done this, actually. I was in a convenience store with a thin friend. I am not thin. We were buying slushies to add alcohol to, and she was holding one and I was holding 2 more, one for me and one for a friend who was in the car. The cashier said “oh one for her because she’s little and 2 for you because you’re…

I’ve been stiffed before, and I know you’re never supposed to say, “give me a tip, dumbass”, but this is the exception to the rule. $600, 40 pizzas and hours of time? Give me a tip, dumbass.

I don’t understand how people didn’t pick up that jezbanned is a troll by the second post. IT’S OBVIOUS; STOP ENGAGING and HIT DISMISS. Gah. Sorry. It’s just annoying as shit (especially when the thread was otherwise interesting).

So, do parents keep track of them through the photos on the back of milk cartons?

Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as…

I’m still on the fence where my primary vote is going, but part of me still hope Hillary wins in the long run just to piss off all those motherfuckers.

oh god, all those delicious words together is too much for my brain. once I hit the words ”blue cheese,” I actually stroked out.

mine is (completely truthfully)

Ok, look. If a server comes over to you holding a bowl with a napkin, and then sets pasta in front of you that is clearly still boiling in the bowl, and then says, “Please be careful because the bowl is extremely [not just hot, but extremely] hot” and then you still proceed to touch said bowl, I’m sorry but I have no…

I still have cell phone numbers of friends that passed away...years ago. I can't seem to delete em. God, getting old just BLOWS.

this is so helpful, as I had no idea where to even start with printing! thanks a zillion! you’re #1!

I did this too. If you don’t care too much about the fancyness of the paper, I highly recommend printing through catprint.com. They are crazy cheap to begin with, always have codes floating around for 20% off. They even scored my escort cards and buffet labels for me without my asking, thereby negating the need for a…

First of all, mad props for “chair condoms.” This is also why when I get engaged, I want to get married as soon as practically possible afterward and chuck almost the whole thing off to a wedding planner. I have generalized anxiety disorder and I refuse to spend a year of my life worrying about chair condoms.

I’m alive because my mother had an abortion before me.