Good recount of Papa Kushner’s villainy, but you’re missing another outrageously petty detail: he had the tape of the sting delivered on his nephew’s birthday, presumably so that his sister would have to struggle to keep a happy face for her son while dealing with the hurtful and humiliating video.  Kushner’s…

I have lived in the south for 36.5 of my 37 years and I’ve never attended a wedding that took place over an entire weekend. Seems like a wealthy person thing, not really a southern thing. 

Maybe it’s because I’ve lived in NYC for too long, but the Tim Burton-HBC arrangement honestly sounds ideal to me. (There’s also a distinct air of The Magician’s Nephew - the best of the Narnia books - in that set-up too.) I can decorate how I want, only clean MY hairs out of my bathroom, never have to fight over the…

Hey all, update on my tall girl/ shirt guy situation from last week:

Pompeo is the worst! She’s the Becky-iest of Becky’s because she has never even considered the song wouldn’t BE about her! And most of her life, no one will ever sit her down!

Wait, the star and the showrunner weren’t able to fix the culture of the set for 10 seasons?

Did they try?

I know I’m in the minority for being an LVP fan, but for all her haters out there: think of how boring RHOBH will be without the lightning rod that is Lisa Vander Pump. Sure Rhinna will always be around to stir the sht, but what over the top yet understated “villain” out there can compete with what LVP has brought us…

I have to cats and they have been making getting up easier. I've been thinking about a dog as well, but they would have to be alone 9 hours a day, and I don't think that's fair to a dog. The cats have was other and they just sleep when I'm out.

It has been said that the best piece of gym equipment is a dog.

All of the above. And if you haven’t been invited make sure you show up, drink all their liquor and eat all their food, and then make a big drunken scene just to make them feel extra awkward.

After meeting my last hookup, I started setting off the alarms at airports. I go through the scanner and a red box appears precisely over my crotch and then I get the special pat-down. Once they did the explosives swab and it came back positive, which was startling for everyone. After visiting him recently, I’ve also s…

I mean, for me Botox is definitely self care. But I use it to prevent debilitating migraines, which is very different than using it cosmetically. So I definitely agree with you there.

Hello I also hate potatoes and it’s nice to see someone else feel the same because they seem so universally beloved. #TeamNotatoes

Yeah, my parents were similar - you had to try something at least 6 times before you were allowed to not like it (it’s why no one ever made me anything out of a hot pot), and you could veto two (and only two) foods. Both my sisters picked fish and Brussel sprouts as their foods. I went with all meat, but it meant I…

(Oh my dog, you are my exact opposite. I love potatoes in any form. The only bad potato is an under cooked one.)

the only acceptable French fry is a very crispy French fry

dude, I mean. you’re missing out on some great things. hasselback potato, twice baked, hash browns, loaded baked potatoes, leek and potato soup, potato salads, pot pies, homemade potato chips, latkes (my favorite),scalloped potatoes, Perogies, Shepard’s pie, tater tots, potato skins, and hell even just roasting on a…

Stormi is setting that baby trap. They spend that first year of eating solids consuming a wide variety of foods and you think “I did it! I introduced a wide variety of foods and my kid will not be a picky eater.”

...I know you are trying to be cute, but something deep within me needs you to know that knitters and quilters are very different people and not equate them. 

Does she even have that power? I really doubt she does.