Great book. I laughed so damn hard at the story of his friend dancing while everyone chanted "Go Hitler! Go Hitler!"

What's wrong with you?

WHAT? Did that really happen in the movie? After getting duped by The Visit I have sworn off the rest of M. Night's movies.

*cues up Debbie Gibson*

My husband has chocolate hair and the most beautiful auburn beard. I'd kill for that color.

Holy fucking fuck, you're like a fucking parody.

Probably cause you're some sort of asshole.

You should be eradicated.

I don't know why that gets lobbed at Millennials. I'm Gen X and we were saying that shit 15 years ago.

Ah, I see. I didn't watch the show. Sorry! (But out of context, holy buckets did that sound creepy!)

Right? And that Prince asshole who changed his name to a symbol and wrote songs like "I Would Die 4 U"? And those purple outfits? Pssshhh, try harder, Prince.

..

Imagine if you will a man so devoid of real life victories that he has to declare himself a winner of a meaningless internet back-and-forth. You've just entered *dun dun duuuun* Your Mom's Basement.

There is no such thing as ANTIFA.

Ew.

When I was 12 a drunk guy hit on me in a Ruby Tuesdays. When my mom told him to go away he cheerfully said, "okay! See ya later, peckerheads!" And that's my Ruby Tuesdays story.

Far-left? OH! You mean people who don't sympathize with Nazi's. Son, around here we just call that common decency.

Stop with this tired shit. No one's buying it.

And they don't understand that they're actually enforcing the status quo with that shit.

Potato, po-treason.