I liked it for the same reason! I'm a big fan of horror and the genre has come a long way, but there's still some real shit out there. I just read a book that would have been great stupid fun if one character didn't constantly fantasize about banging his coworker. Another character stopped to admire a woman's ass…

Check them out, they're so creepy! Not So Fast scared the crap out of me. Attic Panic is really good too.

So Barney is Mazuka then?

I watched up until maybe season 3? I tried to get a friend to watch and we sat there in silence until the first commercial, then he turned to me and said, "this is really bad." It was my moment of clarity. Sometimes you just need a friend to help you see it.

NICOLE 4-EVA.

Yup. Much like Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Robert Deniro, etc. There's a thing where an actor reaches a certain level of fame, or because they've been around for so long, that you stop seeing a character and only see so-and-so playing dress up.

The fuck is a soyboy?

I'm losing my damn mind. I was sincerely picturing Dennis Franz as her dad and Dave Foley as her ex.

"The edge of a flame representing the chaos of the universe". I'm embarrassed even reading that in a review.

I went on a binge of those types of books a few years ago. "Cherry" by Mary Karr is also really good. You have to check out "You Don't Look Like Anyone I Know" by Heather Sellers. Her parents are both mentally ill and as an adult she was diagnosed with prosopagnosia (facial blindness). At one point she doesn't…

Check out his short films if you haven't already. There are a couple that make me want to sleep with the lights on.

Have you seen any of his short films? That dude knows horror. I too am rooting for his career.

There's a really good found footage horror movie on Prime right now called Hell House LLC. A group of friends open a haunted house in a supposedly haunted-for-real restaurant/hotel and something goes terribly wrong on opening night. The camera gets a little too shaky in a few parts and the main camera guy is kind of…

Yeah, I don't need my horror movies to reinvent the wheel. Just scare me without completely insulting my intelligence and we're good.

Ummm, no?

Wut?

I'm picturing those before and after photos that show how hard the presidency is on a person, only it's the entirety of the American people who look like they've aged 20 years.

Not really trying to start an argument, but yeah telling kids not to be a shithead can actually work. It's better than shrugging and "boys will be boys!" What you call finger-wagging some call raising a decent human.

Im sorry I wasn't listening because I don't give a shit.

Here's a tip: The world stops listening as soon as you drop a SJW. It makes you look like a petulant teenager.