That's not was E was doing and you know it, asshole.

Not every date is going to be a love connection. Sometimes you're just hungry or broke so you say yes.

Don't forget the roommate who's practicing a magic trick involving handcuffs.

Raylan's never been to my town.

A guy once told me I remind him of his mother after we made out.

Yeah, I'm not seeing how everyone in the story is supposed to be awful. The guy is awful for multiple reasons (especially the cane). The women are awful because they bonded and possibly formed friendships?

I read this in Quint from Jaws voice.

Your dates didn't mind you being handcuffed to your roommate? Or did they just not notice because you threw a jacket over the cuffs?

OHMYGODSHUTUPALREADY

I was screaming that at the end of Moulin Rouge.

I seriously can't listen to that song without hearing "you ra-a-aped me". The first time I heard it I almost broke my neck doing a double take.

Who would be Ace and his gang? The old Hammer horror monsters?

I ran all the way hooooome, just to stab my sisterrrrr

What Lies Beneath 2: Dig a Little Deeper.

I don't like to face snark, but I worry that she'll be able to move her face at all. It's getting that plastic, poreless look that happens to actresses after a certain level of fame.

I appreciate that Ethan Hawke's character is kind of an asshole and that's why they don't leave. Hey, your family might be in danger. But my booook!

I never understood the "just leave the house" argument. Have those people never bought a house before? That shit is expensive and it doesn't leave you with a whole lot of wiggle room to up and move just because your pipes are banging or there's dead girl hovering above your bed.

Laurence Fishburn and Gina Torres seem cool.

I feel awful thinking this way, but they look so happy together that I really want to see their relationship fail.
ETA: I don't really feel that bad. To hell with them!

Isn't he just?