When will you realize no one gives a shit about what gives you a boner? It's honestly pathetic to watch you and other men do this.

His power is beating people with a towel full of oranges.

Once I start a series I'm in it until one of us dies. I even stayed until the end of Dexter. I think I hate myself?

I will forever love "maybe I'll go to St. Petersburg, where they have real caramel corn!" I shout it when I'm frustrated.

It's my wedding and you're going to listen to French pop whether you like it or not!

Crisscross! Reverse!

Dandy was the only good thing to come out of Freak Show. Hotel is awful. AWFUL. Even by AHS standards. And I'm a total AHS apologist.

Jesus. I heard he was sick but I never looked into any farther. That sounds like a nightmare.

And embarrassing swearing.

Alex is talking about our guy all wrong. If he does it again I'll stab him in the face with a soldering iron.

???? Women are. And some women like to read DC and Marvel, doesn't mean they should have to put up with sexism. If you love something you try to make it better.

And you just gave them another click to count, dumdum.

You can't win with those bozos.
The statistics were compiled by a woman: She's biased.
The statistics were compiled by a man: He's a white knight beta cuck yadayada.

I'll be sure to thank you in our liner notes!

Clever Death Machines would be an awesome band name.

I've just always assumed being a ghost is like being in a dream. You know how you get from place to place in your dreams without actually traveling there? You don't remember yoking oxen together with licorice and putting them in rainbow wigs, but suddenly you're leading a party of wagons into the mall and you just…

These people are going to drive me to Clockworks. I just finished the show last week and I made sure to avoid articles about it. It wasn't hard, I just saved them for when I did finish.

Someone else said maybe he's playing Farouk in his human form in flashbacks, which I'm totally down for.

EWWWWWWW.

Maybe you aren't. Don't push your issues onto everyone else.