A few things I've never said out loud: I don't like The Blues Brothers. I don't think Animal House is funny. John Belushi seemed like an unfunny prick. I also think Led Zepplin is overrated.
Those are just a few things people in my age group go nuts over and I just do.not.get.it.

Or a bunch of drunks playing air-sax.

Have you tried being a 9 year old rape victim who doesn't want to carry her rapist's baby? I've heard that will do it.

Jesus Christ Superfood

"Did she put up a fight?"

Humpy Days

If only. If our present is any indicator we'll have a White House full of Kardashians in the near future.

See what you call political correctness most people call being a decent human. That's where you out yourself as a hateful schmuck. That's why no one cares what you think.

LOLOL, it's just getting ramped up! You and your kind are dying and no one cares. Hence your anger. And it's hilarious to watch.

Ooh I want to play this game too! Here we go: Anyone who complains about social justice or people working towards it are pathetic pukestains who are afraid of change but it's okay because most of you are dying out and no one will mourn you.

I said nothing one way or the other about social justice. I just think you're a wang.

LOL right? And then when he did the Snoopy dance?

Ewww, you're a gross racist.

Your head must be so nice and cool buried in all that sand.

I think your comment is stupid and I hate it. Does that count?

That's because Pence is a shitbird religious fanatic.

The microwave?

Sure.

Oh good. I'm glad you're staying home. You're much to fragile to be out and about.

And if a woman holding a sign at your show causes such a meltdown then maybe you're not fit to be in a punk band.