People on TCM's Facebook are complaining because they're celebrating gay actors this week. I hate this stupid country.

You're aspen for trouble with these puns.

Also, Talladega Nights.

That fucking dick song. It stops the movie cold and is just embarrassing to watch. They should've made Christina Applegate the main character, not Cameron Diaz and her obnoxious mugging.

It confused the hell out of me to have 4 episodes on the same date in my DVR. I almost deleted them thinking they were reruns.

And those poor kids who died playing chicken with the Batmobile.

*slaps Franko in the face* GET OUT OF HERE! CAN'T YOU SEE WE DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE???

Because some people consider their pets family? Because this crazy shit called empathy? Because watching an innocent animal be killed isn't fun unless you're a sociopath? Because you can - get this - feel bad for the dog and the wife? Take your pick.

He's also on Idiotsitter now. It's really weird seeing him on it.

Do you not take 1/2 hour pants-less naps on the products when you shop for home furnishings?

Mm.

Gross.

Just because you don't care about a certain band doesn't mean the rest of the world feels the same. Just because you have terrible taste doesn't mean the rest of us do. It's embarrassing that this needs to be explained to you, but then again I've read your other posts, so it's not a shock.

Everything she does is a boring, empty-headed appropriation of someone else's shit.

Dull and dumb. I feel secondhand embarrassment when I hear a Katy Perry song. The word vapid doesn't even come close.

Eat shit, donkeybrain.

Me too!

I read a beautiful FB exchange between my company's customer service and a customer who was incensed he couldn't bring his firearm into our stores, even though we're a private business and it's within our rights to ban them from our grounds. He just could not wrap his head around it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
This is good parody.

It's a public commenting system, you muffinheaded fuck.