You can't fix stupid and any time you idiot-proof something along comes a bigger idiot 

The problem with trains is their path is so unpredictable, so often swerving at random.

“The driver then drove around the gates”

anyone who stops voluntarily on a train track deserves to be hit by a train tbh 

Florida has basically turned itself into one big dawrin award competition. Building “high speed” rail with three hundred plus grade level crossings is just part of the game.

Good lord he is a douchecannon.

It's time to finish what General Sherman started.

Radon is also not the same thing as radium. Unlike radon, your body treats radium as though it’s calcium, which means it stores it in your bones where it never goes away.

Of course DeSanctomonious did. He had to because he had already taken the bribe...uh, “loan” from the phosphate companies and cashed their check.

So, this whole thing is happening because Governor DeathSentence signed a law in 2023 requiring Florida to conduct a study on using this stuff in roads.  

Trumpster has admitted he likes TikTok now because he found out how popular he is on there.

It’s also fun to remember that he claimed he wasn’t bribable because he already had plenty of money!

You’re assuming they will ever get their news from a source other than Fox. Pretty sure Fox is already working on propaganda to blame Democrats for all the shit (and promises) Trump breaks.

Working class voters when they realize the billionaires they voted for are pursuing policies that benefit billionaires over the working class.

And because of their weekend civil war we now know that Adrian Dittman on Twitter is Leon’s sock puppet account.

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

I like how the EPA literally couldn’t wait another month before approving this.  Cause we’d expect this with Trump’s EPA. 

Or, this is the first in what will become an ongoing string of decisions that abandon his voter base now that they’ve served their purpose, and he can get on with the self-aggrandizement part of the plan.

I really want the Confederate States to secede before they destroy the rest of us.

Don’t worry, Trump will change his mind on this, when he discovers it’s not the popular take from his adoring fans. Then Musk will offer him a half-billion to reconsider, and so he’ll flip again (and cash that check). Remember — he used to be “TIKTOK is the DEVIL! BAN IT!” and now suddenly he loves it and wants to…