Who knew there were consequences to living in America’s swampy gutter?

Creeping around a house in Florida at 2:00 am?  Bro’s lucky he didn’t get shot.  Suburban Florida people are scared of everything and usually armed to the teeth.

Worst of all is that these people are paying for this to happen via monthly HOA fees. Chances are these folks were paying a couple hundred a month for the privilege of having their cars stolen.

Glad the second person called the cops, and glad the cops actually did the right thing there, but from the source article:

Apartheid Clyde, perfect, no notes.

Customer probably had to sign an NDA to get Tesla to replace the battery under goodwill repair. Welcome to Tesla ownership, incels.

That’s hilarious.

That didn’t happen because Angela screwed up. She’s since been let go.

“Still love the truck though!”

Your jacket says Red Bull gives you wings, are you a pilot?!?

Doesn’t a replacement imply they had one in the first place?

I can’t wait for that tedious lickspittle ExpiredSeafood to defend Tesla yet again & explain how you’re all wrong & no he isn’t in love with Musky Leon no really not at all yourealljustjealoushaters

You’ll want to get yourself into one of these, broken down, straight from the factory! You’ll never find a turd more turdier than this thing baby, boy howdy! YEEHAW!

A  brain replacement should be required for a majority of owners as well LOL  :)

It is not lost on me why they likely felt empowered to do something like this.

Just wait until next year.

Questioning someone for three hours with no reason? It doesn’t matter who they are, that’s harassment.

I will not retract that F1 drivers are photographed more than 99% of humanity, because it’s absolutely true.

Not knowing someone doesn't make them not-famous.

“Name Tsunoda, from Japan huh, where were you on December 7, 1941?”

“Yes customs agent, you got me: I am a Japanese man in sweatpants who has chosen being a mother-fucking Formula 1 driver as a fake reason for being here and cover for whatever illegitimate thing you think that I am doing.”