He will work just enough to further enable the breakdown of our laws and institutions to a) save his ass from accountability, and b) enrichen himself.

He didn’t fire them, they quit.

I’m honestly shocked at how many of these insane behemoths you see roaming the streets around here. Clearly there are a lot of people with more money than sense. Meanwhile I’ll keep tooling around in my bought-used 2011 Acura TSX until my kids are out of college.

Fellow Williamson County resident here. Can confirm. 

The warrior-poet Nas once said, “Sleep is the cousin of Death.”

Go unwoke, go broke.

Wait, you’re telling me that making expensive products for eco-minded people, and then making an abrupt Red Hat turn might... alienate the people who buy your products?  

I live in the suburbs of Nashville in Williamson County, TN — I was at a shopping center near me this weekend, and saw a big overflow lot (the parking lot of what was once a Toys R Us) being used by the Tesla location in Franklin. There are literally hundreds of Teslas sitting there, and I’d estimate at least two…

B-b-b-b-but THE PRICE OF EGGS WILL COME DOWN!*

There’s something darkly hilarious about Trump supporters thinking they won. He’s going to fuck things up for everyone.

Meme stock and meme election. His last minute pleading on Rogan to 40,000,000 crypto-boy wannabes worked - we had a Game Stop election.

All that cost-cutting really pissed off a lot of customers in sudden, steep depreciation, though. He sells a product that is, at the same time, reliant on government subsidies, quite expensive, and constantly marketed as “green.” It’s not something most Americans can afford. It’s not something most Red Hats want (or…

You have two Type-A, narcissistic rich boys with the emotional intelligence of an 8yr old boy. This will go oh so well.
I see them having an ugly falling out within 18 months.  

MAGA voters, your favorite oligarch is now even richer. Isn’t that cool? It’s so cool.

Isn’t Tesla actually one of those “cheap Chinese EVs”?

Tesla is having a hard time competing against Chinese EVs in China. Without tariffs, they won’t be able to compete against Chinese EVs anywhere else.

Honest question: What makes you say that?

Meme stocks historically maintain their value forever!  Keep buying into the electric MAGAmobiles, I’m sure they’ll be totally fine when Donnie and Elmo intentionally crater the economy.

But the company’s valuation didn’t shoot up because Tesla revealed a compelling new product or sound business plan, it’s only because Muskrat is a MAGAt and Trumpster just won.

First Gear: I’m going to love the look on Elmo’s face when Trump does the opposite of whatever he promised to do to enrich him.