Trump’s plan is that you die. It isn't like you went to his inauguration. 

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

“Congratulations, Shapiro, for letting us all know that a wet pussy is a foreign concept for both you and your wife.”

I posted this in an earlier article, but it’s a red alert kind of thing, so here it is again: The fuckery down at USPS is now targeted squarely at the election. We shouldn’t be surprised; this was always the reason destroying the post office went from reaganite wank material to the smash and grab we’re witnessing.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

It’S aN aR15

-Some bootlicker somewhere missing the point

I feel like the fact that most cops and ammosexuals wear those fucking hideous Oakley shades exclusively should be a marker for antisocial personality disorder in the DSM.

There were shipping options. She choose the one her team is actively fucking killing. Fucking serves her right.

That photo is everything that is wrong with policing in this country.

The cops had already determined they were going to try to shoot someone when they got word that the parties involved in this altercation were either black or homeless.

As usual, it’s not even the racism (implied or otherwise) that I am offended by here. It’s the utter stupidity.

Three weeks.

Somehow using “we look forward to...” and that whole sentence structure doesn’t line up with “I’m stepping down and allowing someone else to take the company in a new direction”.

The official presidential portrait. Quite realistic.

But Mount Rushmore is granite and not ochre so the colour would be wrong. Maybe try carving his face into a pumpkin instead. Then throwing it away. 

For fuck’s sake. I’m glad my youngest kid (11th grade this year) attends a school system that announced weeks ago that everything would be online, but the superintendent also said “for the first quarter” and that after that they were planning in-school part time. The high school he goes to has FIVE THOUSAND STUDENTS…

She thought that hug was absolution and since the cameras caught it she the white person would be absolved and wouldn’t do any time.

Self defense shouldn’t work if the other person is the one that should feel attacked. In this case the guy was home. Being in your own home should take priority over someone THINKING they were in their own home. Or else where do you put the line where confusion can be used to claim self sefense? “he said I will show…