Thats fucking terrifying.

How many of these will go straight into garage tombs for 30 years as collector items?

We need to bring back rumble seats. That’ll learn ‘em.

I think the license plate are torque numbers. Here’s why:

Buy 4runner, borrow the Odyssey from the library.

Drone’s eye view from a helicopter.

I’m only surprised that some crazy bastard did all of that with a mobile device. Even if copy/paste I can’t even...

Not gonna lie, when I was in college, I edited the Wiki page of Victorian Architecture the night before an asshole classmate’s essay was due.

dont forget about journey to the center that was a phenomenal movie i thought he was great in it, one of the few times i was dissapointed that the rock took a role was in the sequal

All these special little snowflakes “expressing their discomfort” with the brown men on an airplane should go find their safe space and cry it out. Morons.

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

I couldnt read anything in the post because I could not get by:

Corny one-liners.. check. Hot assassins...check. Giant fireball explosions...check. Ridiculously fantastic gadgetry...CHECK. My lizard brain has a boner right now. I’m in.

Fast and the furious, Underworld, Resident Evil, XXX, etc.  

Maybe they figured out how to stop the aliens by uploading a virus to the mothership?

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

That sounds like a really

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Desperate people, who are afraid to let their wives see the plumber.