shocksplicer
Shocksplicer
shocksplicer

How good is Seven Psychopaths tho

“He was a wonderful collaborator, but we’ve decided that his ‘sandblast away all traces of charm and personality’ approach just wasn’t right for that project.

I still find it weirdly frustrating that they didn’t actually get the real Cameron Crowe to play the Raven version of himself. Like, surely they could have got him? He appeared in Documentary Now, if IFC can afford a full-on physical appearance Netflix can get his voice.

Yeah, I realised my error after I posted it, but didn’t have time to edit it.

You guys should really delete this before you get (rightfully) accused of slander.

Oh man, I tried not to be one of the doom and gloom people when you guys were leading up to the change. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. But this.. Jesus Christ, this is awful.

Omnishambles.

Yeah, they all immediately sprinted away in random directions. I half expected a post-credits shot of one of them wandering around looking lost.

Yeah same. My first thought was that it was selling a percentage of how long you had left to live.

They had an entire article dedicated to how terrible that one Spider-Man: Homecoming poster was, so I think it's pretty even handed.

We've literally been shown several times that he travels on foot. Like, once an episode.

It was supposed to be longer, they just ran out of money.

They covered it from the beginning.

It bothers me more than it should that the "Ghost Peppers" the Fillmore Graves guys eat look nothing like actual Ghost Peppers.

It was said in the first season, by a kid Clive interviewed.

I liked what I saw. I appreciated that there didn't seem to be too much action; what little there was in the trailer seemed to be mostly cut from the same sequence. I remain optimistic that this could be good.

The vast majority of people concerned about "censorship" should really look into purchasing a dictionary…

I don't have a son.
I hope…

Calvin is the name of my cat.
I may see this film just so I can watch people running and screaming in terror as they're torn while screaming my cat's name.
I feel it'll be somehow… Relatable.

No, that's Persson.