This is important.

Splinter is over there, Cap’n Fun

What is the German obsession with eliminating things they consider undesirable?

General Shockrates! You are a bold one!

I see he still calls it “the Americas,” like a time-displaced 16th-century sailor.

Dogs should be allowed to vote.

I would agree with that, if not for the fact that dogs are indeed better than cats.

The Orville minus the dick jokes is quite literally just TNG.

Wait, so Californians are annoyed that people are proclaiming a particular fast food chain as being superior to all others? Hmmmm...

*Looks at In-N-Out*

BRAUN

I think pretty much everyone that wanted Destiny 2 already had it at that point, so it was more of an ad for the expansion.

Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.

Tweet was added in post article release.

That’s right, he had a background in graphic design before making it big as a comedian.

Take my money. 

Well I was gonna post the whole video, but cheers to you similar thinking person.

Looks like people will be dying to play this.