I don’t remember the last time I saw RC in a vending machine.

I suppose it could count as a verbal contract?

MY RETIREMENT GREASE

Great patch for Y’shtola fans.

I’ve also never had a properly cooked baked potato in even the most expensive restaurants I’ve been to. They’re always underdone and usually cold, and not hot and fluffy.

The No True Scotsman of pizza debates.

Then he should be a later-game boss, rather than a mid-game boss.

So what does this actually mean? Is he no longer eligible to win awards, or allowed to attend the awards ceremony?

Let me know when they figure out how to schedule shows to premiere at reasonable times.

I’m still not staying behind a truck carrying a bunch of logs.

I tried to register to watch Perfect Blue, but it says “preorders sold out”. Did they “sell out” of the free streaming video?

Same. McDonald’s actually had a sweet chili dipping sauce for a while, and that’s what got me turned on to it.

The only reason to go to Applebees is for the occasional dollar drink specials (and half price appetizers after 9 or whatever), so no, probably not.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we eventually get “the bracelets weren’t magic, the power was inside you all along!”

I’ll give it a try, but Whataburger’s patty melt is the best fast food sandwich, so it has a high bar to clear.

You can’t skip lunch! It’s not allowed!

Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Seriously, just cast Clancy Brown and shave his head and put him in an expensive suit. Instant Lex Luthor. 

I intensely miss the 5/$5 Arby’s roast beef sandwiches.

Maybe he’ll stick an animal cracker in her panties.