He’s just waiting for his 2028 presidential campaign -

Yeah, but we already knew what was gonna happen in Crisis Core.

I worked for Kroger for nearly ten years. They absolutely refuse to hire more than the bare minimum amount of people needed to do a job. Everything falls apart if somebody goes on vacation or calls out sick.

If thieves were smart they wouldn’t be thieves.

Excuse me, because it’s a great setting, I’m a sucker for fantasy, and this damn soundtrack pulls me right in -

If they consulted their fanbase Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar wouldn’t have been at the top of the card for several years.

If they even acknowledge him. This year’s forgot about John Prine, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Billy Joe Shaver. Jason Isbell gave up his CMA membership over it.

The Carlos Mencia of beers.

Back on the first preorder day I had one in my Best Buy cart alll the way up to having to get Visa confirmation on my credit card, THEN it crapped out.

That is closer, I suppose.

Texan here, it’s our state tree. It’s puh-CON.

That is a fine anecdote.

Tommy Doyle was from Halloween. Tommy Jarvis was from Friday the 13th.

And now it occurs to me that a butter crust would also violate kosher laws if you tried to serve it after a meaty dinner.

Literally the only thing in my head when I hear about Tab.

What if he enlisted before the US entered the war? Were enlisted Japanese-Americans also classified as enemy aliens?

Yeah, Stormfront’s nonlethal lightning blasts reminded me of the old X-Men cartoon when Wolverine would tackle bad guys with his claws out.

Looks like my fat ass is going to Popeyes again soon.

I guess I should just stop looking forward to anything.

Yeah, part of the joke was the rest of the crew interpreting it as blackface because they don’t know what a drow is.