The second look is god tier, awkward posture aside.

At least he’s well protected from all the monsters in the game that attack by trying to eat your shins.

For a moment there I was excited because I thought you meant the series were coming back, instead of just yet more lazy ports of old games.

FUCKING SEAWEED

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I liked a lot about this game, but I got tired of hearing WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS every 30 seconds when exploring the world.

I don’t intend to buy a cheap port of a game I 100%ed years ago on PS3.

You won’t buy this because it’s a lazy port of a last gen game. You won’t buy the new one because they gutted everything that made the original great. They’ll see the low sales for both titles, think there’s no interest in the series, and kill it off.

Oh boy, another opportunity to rebuy a game I played 8 years ago.

It’s censorship if and only if it’s something I personally care about being removed.

The RNGesus at this point practically runs the game, and while player choice does influence it, it’s more of a risk management experience than anything.

“One inch of snow, better drink my own piss.”

I think I’ll skip the new Zelda and just spend the money on Twilight Princess: Wii Edition: WiiU Edition: NX Edition instead.

Great, because there were totally so many things worth spending rupees on in TP. It’s not like I literally put on the magic armor at various points just so I could waste rupees and allow myself open rupee chests so they wouldn’t show up on the map anymore. Nope!

I wonder how the underside of a giant enemy crab looks in VR.

But once mainstream audiences see ads on TV and get to see what VR is like first-hand they’ll surely-

Yeah, this is the main thing preventing me from being really interested too.

But this is less than $600 so there’s nothing hypocritical in that quote. :^)

The sad part is artisinal water is a thing. A very big thing actually.