Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

People are going to start making a lot of excuses for this, and that’s fine. I think it’s fair to point out that some of this discussion is premature since we barely know anything about her and how the game will deal with her being trans, if she is.

Eat some ass, Josh. It probably won’t make you live longer, but at least you won’t be online.

A couple years ago I was working on a film and my production coordinator distributed copies of the celebrity nudes that had leaked. When he came to my desk, I refused to look up. “what? You’re not gonna look?”.

I am absolutely shocked to see this on Kotaku. A very similar thing happened to me while working at Naughty Dog in 2012-2013.

After reporting this to HR, the assaulter was sat in the cubicle right next to me. Shortly after I was told “Isn’t today your last day?” and never called back.

I emailed you about this if you’d…

“I don’t get why you would do a charcoal drawing when you can take a photo and use a photoshop filter to get the same effect.”

Probably because it was literally a minecraft sculpture contest.

first guy: if you gotta declare you’re “woke” to make sure we don’t think you’re a little weird on race...you might not be woke. just one of those things, my dude.

This is sneakily the best response and I hope it doesn’t get buried

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

So your theory rests on the idea that these police officers cleared the area but somehow missed Bennett when they were doing so? Interesting.

They linked your unlocks to your Bungie account. You can delete your imported character and remake them and will still have all the benefits of being a Destiny 1 player. I did that this morning and I still got my Feat of Strength emblems.

I’m so mad at OoT, and I’m not even the one suffering from the misfortune of being married to him.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

I will never cease to be impressed by the amount of racist white people who truly seem to believe that Martin Luthor King Jr., were he still alive, would be on their side.

Yes, and then you see that this “relationship” simply amounts to patronage at a restaurant or coffee shop (etc., etc.) where POC happen to be working.

GREAT RAGE QUITTING STORY BRAH. Did you also each lunch that day? Tell us.