Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

I thought “Austin Hays” described the air at Matthew McConnaughey’s house

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

This has to be frustrating. Elway has yelled at him so many times that he's nearly horse.

Also, there’s no reason he can’t be both a top 10 quarterback and still not worth a shit. There’s like 6 uninjured QBs in the league who are worth a damn.

That’s disgusting.

Intercept10n

Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

He's being ironical.

“Y2K serious?”

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

A friendly reminder that the next decade doesn’t officially start until 2021. All your “Best of 2010-2019” lists are both fraudulent and bogus.

I’m giving you a star not for the quality of the joke, but for how long of a road you walked to get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*