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I’ve played hockey for years and never thought of getting one, but I will now after this reminder.

I started playing ice hockey this year. One of the first things I bought after watching this was on of those Bauer turtlenecks with the kevlar weave.

I still can’t believe he was back in goal 10 days later. That’s bonkers.

Yes that is the only problem

Vote Antetokounmpo Porzingis 2020:

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

That is ridiculous.

Big D Cowboy?

Give him a break, he is one of the only QB’s with a literal monkey on his back.

“If you want to be your strongest, get some sun on your boys. And by boys, I mean your testicles.”

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

“The women’s college gymnastics preseason training is well underway.”

Follow the offender. He’s on the ground 3 times in less than 13 seconds. It’s actually kind of impressive.

To be fair, that church van never should’ve been out at 3:30 in the morning on Saturday.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

That was truly incredible to Widnes

CHEEZ DOODLES

How the fuck do you write this comment without having cheesy puffs on the list?