Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

He was referencing Australia’s history as a penile colony.

Got a fine didgeridoo, that one.

Look not to South Texas, but North London.

What, Exactly, Does “All Of Australia” Look Like?

Each vertebrae has two wing-like spurs called

One can always count on “Jaguars Junction” to... steal the show.

I will say that it’s a significant upgrade on the Blight Sox reporting.

Don’t discount the *Bad QB Report.

Christ on a bike “Professional Sports Journalist.” Who won?

This really is my favorite running piece at Deadspin. Let’s talk about the Jags, but really, let’s talk about our lives and where we find ourselves.

“Jaguars Junction” is the only good thing on the Internet anymore.

His old ass is happy collecting a check and getting a chance to rest

Oh, it’s more than that. Plus, who can explain the vagaries and whims of emotional neediness?

The theme yesterday was, “How dare the Cubs celebrate on our home field! The classy Cardinals would never do that to another team!”

*Junior turns on a 2015 Mets game, Warthen is chatting with Bartolo Colon*

I usually enjoy your contributions to deadspin discussions, that said...it’s fucking Rec soccer they’re obviously talking about here. 8yrs olds? I coach my kids (u8, 2 years of u10, now u12) only cause the program director guilts me into it by saying they won’t be able to field the team otherwise. I. DON’T. FUCKING.…

... From your first run-down out to your last feeble play!

Also works in hockey. No, I am not going to make a drop pass, I would probably give it away. I’ll just launch this shit at the goal from a billion feet out because at this level who the hell knows.

We’ve got it down pretty well by now. Maybe pass it back to the keeper if there’s ZERO pressure, but otherwise, hustle your ass down the line and I’ll put the ball in that general direction.