shocker_in_gloomtown
shocker_in_gloomtown
shocker_in_gloomtown

If I had Soros money, I would pay a small group of people to follow this shithead everywhere, boo him around the clock and whip acorns at his head. He and MAGAiano Rivera can get eternally fucked.

Sorry, FIBA, sometimes you just have to let Julius Randle cook.

Yeah, my theory is basically swiss cheese at this point. And it’s not like other team fail to develop hitting prospects who then flourish elsewhere (See: JD Martinez). I was just looking at Hicks through the lens of Ortiz while also considering Sano and Buxton’s lack of MLB production relative to pedigree and

Sean Miller to Ballmer: “Undershirts are for non-amateurs.”

ah yes, good counterpoints

will star every time, even if the actual (and better) quote is “...Or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?” /pedantry

The Twins have a terrible track record of developing hitters and appear to have learned nothing since the David Ortiz debacle. Especially guys who have a decent BB rate. They get the most out of free-swingers like Eddie Rosario, but guys who are more selective plateau in the organization and don’t seem to reach full

Rickey didn’t have that kind of power (even adjusted for era). I’d say he’s on pace to have the best season of Eric Davis’s career.

Milan Lucic is only 31 years old? Is that being measured in Martian years? Is it an exchange-rate issue?

Your original post (“virtually 100% right”) was wrong, this is wronger.

[Keeper flails to his right]
[Keeper flails to his left]
[Keeper is flattened by overmatched defender trying to stay with Martinez]
[Keeper is run over by 10-car Amtrak Crescent train headed to New Orleans]
[Keeper is crushed by satellite falling out of orbit]
[Keeper is blown up by buried Civil War ordnance]

that’s an impressive long reliever deep cut right there

Cal Eldred
Dale Sveum
Jim Gantner
Bill Wegman!

not to mention the Stanley cup

The Bud Black - Steve Decker pitching Battery
Lenny “Nails” Dykstra (a true 5-tool Tool)
Eric Wedge
Ryan Mallett

The Sex Cannon, hell yeah

In a league where Shaq and Barkley are two of the all-time greats (I know, I know - the game done changed), this shouldn’t even be a thing. And Seth spent too much time coaching college ball or else he would know NBA players don’t even get into game shape until January.