International Bohemian

This Ryan Pressly Seals record isn’t as good as S.F. Seals’ “Baseball Trilogy” record featuring “Dock Ellis”:

Not if you can’t close your hand on the puck. I challenge you to put on a pair of hockey gloves and bat a moving puck out of the air and see how little control you have over where it ends up.

On the other hand (ha!), the hand pass rule is kind of dumb. They allow it in the defensive zone, but not the offensive? I get outlawing the “closed hand” aspect and not allowing goals to be scored from hand contact. But if I can kick the puck to a teammate, why can’t I bat it with my hands?

Agreed, but Jon Miller is a national treasure and it sucks that Giants fans get him all to themselves.

It’s a next-level white person power play to go from asking to speak to the manager to getting him fired.

The Age 26 Peak is a helluva drug, he should send some to Bryce Harper.

“or the Wizards deserved Kwame Brown”

Agreed, I mostly enjoy his stuff but it can start to feel like a schtick in mass quantities (see also: Coneheads).

That’s pretty much the Nathan Pyle alien comic formula

Boston had the 2nd most points in the league this year. And Save% isn’t a stat that really tells a complete story in any one season, even limiting it to those playing at least half of the games. Rask is the current leader in Save% among all active goalies for their careers, however.

I mean, this isn’t everything and might be juiced in some areas, but:

Looks like the Rockies just became the Official Team of incels everywhere.

and marvel at how much worse the goddamn Connecticut drivers are

Is Dallas Braden OK?

immense +1

For me, it’s because his whole paean to “playing the game the right way” lends cover to cretins like Denbo. Do everything perfect and “by the book” or be exposed to the wrath of some shithead authoritarian and the fans who have wet dreams about becoming such. He is the avatar for joyless baseball and misplaced overprai…

Everton fans making a strong case for relocating the Salt Museum from Liverpool, NY to Merseyside

I buy out-of-date items, I happily scrounge uneaten and half-eaten food from my kids’ plates, I cut the mold off cheese in the fridge and eat the rest, and I rarely wash my hands except after using the bathroom or gardening. I’m not a Libertarian (now that I find gross), but I’m Team Alex all the way here.

“Begin the thawing of Dick Motta”
“But sir, he’s alive and living in Utah.”
“Ah, well that will be a real time saver then!”