Yeah, but how far can you punt a football?
Related issue that’s maybe been beaten to death: if they’re not going to ditch the loser point (they’re not), they should make regulation wins worth 3 points.
How could that old Deadspin throng
Use dingers instead of dongs
For homers so loud and long
Without any warning?
This region is a powerhouse
Gonna be several double-digit seeds advancing here. Bubba Buckaloo vs Corno Pronk looks like a heck of a 2nd round matchup.
What exactly are the Orioles doing to “build a winner”? And is it really proven to work? For every Astros success story there’s a lot of shit teams littering the landscape never really getting anywhere. Not that signing Keuchel would solve anything on its own, but this team with Keuchel and Kimbrel and Manny Machado…
FILED TO: Telestrator Dong
81-74 holy hell. I don’t want to hear anyone complaining about teams regularly scoring 120+ these days unless you’re Charles Oakley.
+1 laser float
or, you know, root for the Brewers
Their fans think Yadier Molina should be an MVP candidate every year. Also, this:
Quits baseball to become a “bundler” for Alan Yang 2020
I can’t see Trey Mancini’s name without the Pink Panther theme playing in my head. That’s probably the only nice thing I can say about this team.
But what if he gets them to the other side?
Adrianza’s nickname must be Booger because he just got picked off [elbows you in the ribs] huh? Huh?
[PA Announcer]: Remember fans, if either team gets disqualified tonight, all fans in attendance can bring their ticket stubs to a participating Chicagoland Dairy Queen and receive 50 cents off a Peanut Buster Parfait
I don’t know, maybe Luke could still work his way up to the set of steak knives if he closes the season strong.
well he had done it 999 times before, so...