Take that, Reggie Bush!

“16 seconds left and no time remaining”

Pictured: McDermott reviewing tape of Peterman

14 years is a pretty long time. And no one has even visited his grave since 2014.

Why is this exactly? It’s not like the grounds crew travels with the team. What is the reason they couldn’t cover the field up late Friday or on Saturday?

Here’s the Deadspin approved tweet version:

Feeling better now?

Absurdist here. Absurdity works best with unique creatures whose traits are previously undefined like the Phanatic, Youppi!, Snuffleupagus, Sweetums, etc. Otherwise you just become a weird-sun-with-legs-for-some-reason:

Totally agree, a great addition to the site.

I always love killing a few minutes coming up with ridiculous Euro-humping MLS expansion names:

Not to mention that they created the “Slot” system for signing bonuses and the International Pool caps to further artificially limit how much young players can earn. The story of the MLB Players Union is the fight for free agency and then myopia preventing them from thinking about any of the other limits on…

Do a quick google search on how much minor league baseball players get paid and get back to me.

If he can do that at Stoke on a Tuesday night, it sounds like he’s ready for the big time.

+76 trombones

Looks like the dadbod trend is the rare fashion that starts in the US and moves to France instead of the other way around.

The half-hearted celebration he gave after the trackback-tackle-attack-assist play over the weekend was great. He was almost too gassed to lift his arms.

Doug Marrone sees no problem with this.

I blame Jeter, that sniveling fuckstick. I hope he gets eaten by a manatee.

Touché, but in those same playoffs: Dave Henderson. Playoff baseball will always be different from the 162-game regular season slog. The Buckner and Bartman-type games are memorable, but it’s not like there’s a shortage of iconic playoff HRs out there.

It’s like “wicked” for New Englanders