Funny that the Pats lost because Belichick literally gave Malcolm Butler the day off.

pretty sure that whole sequence set off the alarms in the local USGS office

30 Helens Agree: +1

Stats were cheap, relatively, but he still crushed it. And his career Adjusted OPS+* of 147 puts him in the top 50 all-time, tied with Edgar, Stargell, Schmidt, McCovey and ahead of guys like Chipper, Vlad, Griffey, Reggie Jackson, George Brett, etc. If he wasn’t the best player on this team, it’s only because he…

Yeah, but what if Fed had to meet Brady on his home turf in the Sporting Group?

He could learn from Jimmy Rollins

I remember that and “Tommy Maddox: MVP” and that’s it.

forget Lohaus - Mark Eaton!

The Rockets never bottomed out and were the 8th seed just two years ago. They finished just out of the playoffs for 3 years before getting Harden. They went out and got Chris Paul, etc. and now they have the 2nd best record in the NBA and are the main threat to the Warriors in the West. There is no one way to do this…

it’s an oxycontin

It’s like Lake Wobegon opened up a strip mall

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Username & comment synergy! Could you rasta-fy your next comment by 10% or so?

“The State That Gets In The Way”

Look out for qualifier Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis in this year’s tournament, I hear he’s a force to be reckoned with.

man, i just watched this last night:

Jack Quinn
Carlos Quentin
Mel Queen
Chad Qualls

Butch Huskey name-checked in Yo La Tengo’s “Moby Octopad” (Dozing off the TV drones / Huskey makes the turn and heads for home)

No, but he did get a couple DUIs, got pinged for doping during the 2009 WBC and was once “charged with assaulting an Aruban judge following an incident about a complaint of Ponson’s handling of his powerboat.”

God, how many kids named “Case” are there gonna be in Minnesota if he manages to win even one playoff game?