dammit why can’t I star this more than once?!

Circumcised guys decide they want a foreskin. Cover up the head when flaccid, adds pleasure to sex. Supposedly, from what I’ve read. I don’t know, I’m happy being hoodless.

That’s for kegels. Not a size thing. Or maybe he’s just having fun!

5" is about average, statistically speaking.

How much is he “packing.” Gotta be a LOT to be a hindrance. He could just be a clumsy oaf.

Now stop sniffing glue and you’ll be good to go!

These things are popular with some of the enhancement obsessed community. But some of them dudes have biggies they want to make huge. Like going to 6-7+ in girth.

downgrade to fired

I have a fish stuck to the bottom of my foot.

Eminently punchable.

Mighta caused some sweat from their balls.

Hada girlfriend loved to give a beej. One time went to her place, had a long sweaty day and no shower since day before. I apologized for my funky man-stinkin crotch and offered to shower. She said no, loved the stink. Got her so worked up she had to stop the beej and get fucked.

Republicans gonna smoke an ounce this,

And shoulda what instead? Robbed a bank?

That Harry Carry shtick was truly top shelf

Oh no, I do two spaces!

The pedants are out for blood!

“...his lable, Kemosabe Records.”

Starred for pic, but IMO (which is better than yours) tomato slice pizza kicks ass.