I don’t even own a television.

Jia that was not merely top-shelf funny, it was let-me-pull-the-extra-special-shit-I keep-hidden-in-the-back-of-the-linen-closet funny.

And the sex. I’ve had steak burrito level sex, like on the same level of satisfaction. Not Taco Bell, like upscale non-chain restaurant. But still.

So how do you tell a 7 yr old mommy and daddy are having a trial separation?

I’m just a terrible person.

I am not old enough, I am too old. By the time nsync rolled around that was shitty music for teenagers with bad taste, to me.

Sounds like a good thing for her she didn’t have a change of heart.

Oh godammit that’s good.

I hope he doesn’t flee to Mexico to avoid prosecution. Oh, no, Guadalajara won’t do!

Thanks, Bob. And you look pretty good in those wayfairers, brown skin shining in the sun. And that’s not easy to pull off in Boston. The weather sucks and showing brown skin makes you like 5000% more likely to get your ass kicked for no reason.

Yeah but that’s a lot of what sucks about Democrats. They’re the worst about enacting policies that make it super easy for rich to get richer, stretching that income gap and destroying the middle class. Except for the GOP, which is significantly even worse and less afraid to show it.

All too believable. Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

I think the post is in the middle of that bar? I like em a lot.

This woman is so poorly compensated that she can’t afford the corrective spinal surgery she needs.

Oh, that’s good.

Everything is fair when you’re livin in the ci-tay.