It’s a bit strong to call Dwight Howard a superstar anymore.

You should talk to somebody about your relationship with your dad.

This is a good post, bit you severely underestimate the “walk around” weights of these fighters. /nitpick

“or compensure for shitting writing”

it’s an unpopular take because it is a very stupid take.

Hang on here. Getting through college - or partway through - in no way confers or even necessarily implies superior intelligence. And that’s even before you take into consideration the difference in incentives that various sports’ paths to professional success present.

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

The amazing this to me is the return address on the letter is from Houston, because fucking NOTHING ELSE has been going on in Houston the past week or so.

“Current Craig needs a million dollars to pay back Investor A. Paying back Investor B is a problem for Future Craig.”

If you’re a “known quantity,” as it were, casinos will give you a line of credit, or “marker.” They do this for big gamblers (“whales”) and celebrities who are assumed to be good for it. Carton, being an ESPN personality, would be one of those people, I guess. Obviously, though, he spread it out over several casinos,…

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

Team owner Bob Young after the presser.

It’s weird how hackers always seem to go straight for liking porn tweets

“The Jacksonville Jaguars would be very smart to name Blake Bortles their starting quarterback for the 2017 season because both of his parents are white.”

I have a hot take here. I like this kid.

Digits?

PER? Tell me more about the stat made twenty years ago that virtually ignores defense in a league where (most) of the teams have realized it’s importance.

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Little known legal fact 1 man’s testimony is worth ~6 womens’. It’s called “The Cosby Ratio”.