Why not?

Agreed, but he’ll still need a handful of relevant NFL players to gain some legitimacy.

Why does anyone care about this?

Here’s a suggestion - shut up!

Also not funny

Exactly the same for me....Give us more Annie apple articles, deadspin. Please.

Pick a team, douche.

He’s also in a contract dispute

That’s not always true. In many cases there are “sell on fees” negotiated into the transfer, which goes to the player. And almost always a percentage of the fees goes to the agent, which is another incentive (in a roundabout way) for players to frequently change teams.