Man, the 73rd guy just can't catch a break.

It's a tough life when things happen to you.

I have a chance with my son. My daughter (5) is a complete bitch. (I love her.)

"Tim Tebow's fire"? Why didn't you warn me, Timothy Burke? Why didn't you warn me...

Another gold star in my Google Reader.

I used to work in the Times Square area. At least once a week there'd be a Mickey or Minnie or Elmo on Broadway and 42nd St. But this past Christmas day I took my family to the D&B in Times Square, and this time there were almost as many hobos in costume as there were tourists. Multiple Mickeys, Minnies, Elmos, Cookie…

There's a report that he's going to retire: [www.pensionplanpuppets.com]

Martin wasn't the youngest guy coming over. That would have been Goran Dragic. Plus they were going to get Houston's pick after Houston would have gutted itself for Gasol. So for this season, they'd have had Dragic, Martin, Odom, Scola, Ariza and Okafor. That's a playoff team. And they'd have a very close pick to the…

Hope you got there on time.

Uh... were the Hornets getting too much back? Were the Lakers going to suck too much?

Ms. Behar, there's a Mr. Amendola on Line 1.

Can't we just throw some shit against Ken?

There would be no fourth quarter in that one, so that's good, we suspect.

You can probably retire this feature now. Combine every post from this series and they don’t have a fraction of the insight this interview had.

For what it's worth, the state police commissioner was surprised that no one had reported the abuse. [www.businessinsider.com]

The fact that Joe Paterno's name will be irreversibly ruined? I don't mind that part.

Soooo… TMQ does have some value, then?

To be continued...

Mayweather said ‘the referee said time is in. We're not going to be embracing again. We did that already the first time'

Exactly. The whole thing is total bullshit.