I can't even follow the mental process of that statement. Does she think all black people are AIDS orphans from Ethiopia?

Because you never know when it'll be you up there.

And now that we have some perimeter scoring and defense, Bosh is back to being unprotected down low. Give up something to get something.

Admission-of-failure deal — which is fine, not every GM admits failure. But the Raps still aren't making the playoffs, Marion ain't coming back next year, so what have we gotten for Ford in the end?

@Gourmet Spud: Spits out coffee

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Because of Bar or Esti?

It's nice when two people who deserve each other can find each other in this crazy world.

For passengers seated on the left side of the plane, if you'll look out your window now you will get a great view of the Grand Canyon.

It's important to have a foundation. Keeps you grounded.

Makes sense, I always wear GAP sweaters when I arm wrestle professionally.

I'd rather let Cotto get the non-plaster rematch first. Just add it to the list for when I'm king, I guess.

@Mr. Praline: It was always going to be Alomar. That boy was our last hope.

So I guess we won't have a Blue Jay in the Hall of Fame after all.

A-Rod just can't catch a break with the lighting.

Is this where I pretend I'm smarter, cooler and more talented than Bill Simmons?

His dealer?

Baldy. Your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny. It is reflective, like a mirror. M. Your name is Mark. Sit down, Mark!

(cough)

There's always:

Exia Bryant, 16, said [she] does not regret the dance, but is tired of people at school calling her a slut, ho and stripper.