I knew who I am before I did the dance and I know who I am now.

Yeah, um, that's the worst list of irksome ESPN things I have ever seen. Let's try it again:

The idea is to cheer for anyone who will be a free agent in 2010 or who reminds you of someone who will be a free agent in 2010.

Adam Graves? Seriously? Adam Graves, the guy with one 50-goal season and no 80-point seasons? Talk about reflected glory. Meanwhile, the friggin' Leafs won't even retire #93.

It's like Norm MacDonald said: if you're such a good skater, why don't you just play hockey?

And of course there's the assumption that sissy boys go on to become gay boys.

302 Broome St.

Wow, I actually saw this woman pull this off on Masters of Illusion on My9. Not that I watch My9 regularly or at all.

Has anyone identified the woman? She's cute!

Citi Failed.

Smith has too much journalistic integrity to cite anonymous sources. Better to just forego sources altogether than to go down that road.

I also didn't know that the Habs were once the Leafs.

No, no, he was impersonating Mickey Rooney.

On the other hand, Simms, McCardell, Keyshawn, Brad Johnson, Brian Greise and Jeff Garcia all, to varying degrees, blow.

Fire in Tonawanda!

Early Doucet will never wash his chest again.

@Kid Canada: Do DSHoF and SHoTY even matter anymore?

Who exactly is calling for comments on Simmons columns? Have we not seen enough of what the ESPN commentariat comes up with? Let sleeping dogs lie, I say.

I can't believe NBC didn't pick this up.

Wait, we didn't get a chance to trade Bosh for him!