"Earl, what's going on?"

He's got nothing left to do but run for governor of Alabama.

Throws everything down, pounds his desk, rises, applauds.

Baby Mangino winning 2008 SHoTY should make the 2009 DHoF.

Looks like he really went crazy, knocking over a sign and everything.

That's the dream, right there. What fan hasn't at some point fantasized of doing that?

I know someone who works at 30 Rock. Hope he gets out okay.

Points and laughs.

I guess Peyton Manning plays better defense, then.

Leno deserves him and vice versa.

Eh, why not.

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Shouldn't it be called a Wunder Deboner? A Wunder Boner would put the bones back in, is what I'm driving at.

Has anyone ever adequately explained why that little fucker even got seeded in this tournament?

@Matt Sussman: Hint: there are no quarterbacks in this picture.

2006-era Deadspin looks further away, every day.

I'm more interested in his position on gay marriage.

@BadlyBurnedAlbanianBoy: But no one else even mentions it. It's as if they don't even hear him whenever he mentions the book report. It irks me.

Why does Charlie Brown have to do a book report on War and Peace and no one else has any book report at all? I never understood that.