@Colin White Devil: My daughter could score on Cheveldae.

They must have been in some kind of rush to take this picture.

Jason Blake stands on the shoulders of Niklas Hagman. Next time, Jeremy Williams will fart in Brodeur's eyes.

@Yinka Double Dare: These days, I'll take "sure, stick around" in a heartbeat.

In related news, I am requesting a projection from my firm's partnership selection committee on when I can expect to be admitted to the firm. Cross your fingers for me!

Jew.

Honky.

@Pete Gaines: At least renew my faith in all that is good and just and put a yellow star next to my name.

I'm going to go ahead and not watch that. Put it next to the MMA video.

The events of this past weekend proved capitalism doesn't work. We are learning the same about democracy.

I'm not going to say how long I've been staring at that photo. The important thing is, I don't see a dong.

The Giants are committing suicide at our airport right now! They are too afraid to face us!!

Americans joke because they wish they were sensitive like that. Keep dreaming, Yankees.

Deadspin, meet someone who can properly emded these videos so they work. Please.

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Why don't you try sitting out a post, then? You should practice that.

It was a highstick!!! Gretzky should have been in the box for five minutes!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!

No truth to the rumor that Rod Blagojevich is actually Mark Dreier.

From [www.nytimes.com] : "(pronounced bluh-GOY-uh-vich)"

Fantastic video quality; my cell phone is jealous.