Chowdehr? Chowdehr? It's chowdah!

Let's start planning the parade!

A-Rod knows, if it isn't Orthodox, it's bullshit.

You had to tell me.

@Dan Daoust: Maybe I'm overstating it a bit, but I'd hate to see goodwill push a very-good-but-never-great pitcher into the HOF.

And once again, the Jays fans are left to fret that no, actually, he is a jerk. See 1993 All Star Game.

Another life ruined by porn.

Confirmed!

"I wanted him to do right by me ... and when he wouldn't, I broke it off."

@Gourmet Spud: Which is how he should be remembered in any event.

@Dan Daoust: I give up.

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Hat tip to the commenter who posted this the other day; man is it apropo:

Also, this is bullshit on its face. The one thing Simmons managed to keep up over his summer of bookwriting was the podcast.

I know it's just an e-mail, and I know it's just an e-mail to the editor of Deadspin, but for fuck's sake:

Thank you, thank you,

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I guess so — but note that that is an entirely different interpretation than Roto_Tudor's (not that there can't be two).

@Roto_Tudor: I see. Well, just taking the verse on its face, that wouldn't have been my understanding. But I can see how one could squeeze that in.

@Roto_Tudor: Honestly? I've never really understood that. Is no one ever allowed to tell you you're doing something wrong unless and until that person is perfect? Is that what that verse means? Help a Jew understand.

@Dan Daoust: Oops, it's already been covered. I hate people like me.