It was so fucking big, we had to suck it up with the vacuum.

Here's another; isn't she darling?

And don't forget about the nine-year-olds! They can be slutty too!

Boob? That German chick absolutely showed both boobs. I don't need to check.

There's something to be said for getting your taint tickled. Don't knock it.

Vince took Game 7 seriously...

Oct 29 Toronto @ Philadelphia. Jermaine O'Neal realizes he's a Raptor mid-game, freaks out, disrobes.

Worry not, Mets fans: Pat Gillick will be your new GM before long.

From downtown!

I guess we'll just have to get along without her:

The look of confidence:

Not to nitpick, Suss, but it's 3-1.

Balls. Big ones.

I would encourage everyone suffering through Chip and Co. to turn on the radio broadcast with Jon Miller and Joe Morgan. Spending the entire day in the office revising purchase agreements is optional (for you).

He just wanted that Bud Light.

Wow.

Pretty crazy.

This is worth a visit to DUAN-ville.

Soon to be renamed Citi Field.

"Right after I fuck with Buffalo," he added.