@Kid Canada: I'd rather step in shit in Guelph than sleep with it at Western.

@Kid Canada:

Threadjack:

@Kid Canada: But I'm going to keep on picturing you as the guy I thought there was a 10% chance you were. Hope that's okay.

@Kid Canada: That confirms it. I don't know who you are. Thought I had a beat on it, but nope.

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: You can see the Times wasn't ready for this. They didn't exactly have an obit sitting around waiting for him.

@toledostripper: I never did get through Infinite Jest. But I did read A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again.

Well, here's a hell of a

@Billy Ds Widows Peak: So you're the one.

And, that'll do it. 2009 can't come soon enough.

@Kid Canada: Hmm? I'm just watching on Gamecast. I just mean if the Jays don't take back the lead, there's no point even pretending to dream.

I'd say this inning is the season.

@Kid Canada: Seriously! Carlson can't pitch to Kevin Cash? That's still the thing with Cito, he gets blind spots for certain players and is always the last one to figure out when someone needs a breather (see, Barajas). Right now he's still figuring out that Downs can't go out there every day anymore.

@Kid Canada: The good guys are running out of gas...

Shavua tov. Apologies if this has been covered, but is Erin Andrews engaged/married? She looked like she was wearing a band on her wedding finger just now.

The ESPN Feechered Kawment needs 2 bee in eenglish becuz I kant understand wut this guy's sayeeng.

@Pete Gaines: Yeah, what the hell does that mean? I can't read the comments on Dealbreaker anymore because of that.

@Dr Steve Brule: That show started its run after I expatriated, but I've seen one clip of it:

@Kid Canada: If they can take four from the Blue Jays, imagine how many they can take from Boston!

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