Huh?

Poo-gah! Sit down, Nick!

Pih-jah! Sit down, Junior!

Hold me.

Blech. Okay, who's it going to be? Ryan? If so, I'm going to need someone to hold me.

By "Vernon" I mean "Adam."

Vernon can do a lot of good here.

@Kid Canada: I guess Downs couldn't find the toilet either.

@Kid Canada: ROLEN!!! BLOWOUT!!!!!!!!

@Kid Canada: We are at the End of Days.

Yee, haw!

(Fist pump.)

Sheiss. Okay, Overbay, do that thing where sometimes you hit the ball...

Come on Lind, let's make this one easy for Ryan...

Smallball!!!!!!!!!!

Why ever sacrifice to get a runner from 2nd to 3rd? How is that ever worth the out? Especially when you've already brought in a pinch runner!

I didn't realize Brad Wilkerson is a faster runner than Travis Snider. I did not realize that at all.

@Kid Canada: You have to have a Jewish sounding name. Kid Canada can be anything.

@TracyHamandEggs!: If you're courting the Jewish vote, you might. Especially since it's the Orthodox who might actually vote Conservative. (Harper being conservative, you see.)

Holy moly, what time did the Jays game start? They're flying through that one.