Me = 27 Stock Purchase Agreements. Serena = 0.

I'm commenting from my BlackBerry using Opera Mini. Did anyone else's computer just get fucked in the ass by Nibbles?

Do they still print that on paper?

@Kid Canada: These last few days have really crystallized it for me.

I'm kinda starting to wish the Jays played in the AL Central.

If I vote for Sports Gal, or generally say something disparaging about the Sports Guy, do I win something cool, or something that says I'm cool? Like a plaque or something? I guess there's only one way to find out...

Miami Beach boardwalk. Don't try running there during Passover. Hear me now, believe me later.

Flip yo' fitted. Word.

One way to branch out: [takeareport.com]

His cock was THIS big.

Might this be for Sean Salisbury and opensports.com?

I know a thing or two about fireworks.

@DumpsterDining: BTW, I'm not from Michigan. That was an impression...

OMG, he mentioned my state's name!!!!!!! I mean, he's saying how things are fucked up there, but still!!!! MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!

@MrRedDevil: Opinions and decorum are not mutually exclusive.

McCain's about to fight Nikolai Volkoff, I guess.

Did Hacksaw just walk in?

You can't be watching anything better right now than the live online feed of the RNC. Trust me.

Jesse Litsch, Adam Lind and Travis Snider are making me feel good about 2009.

@chilltown: Apropros of yesterday's DUAN: [www.washingtonpost.com]