@Capt Virgil Hilts: I saw that, I'm just amazed that so many have such immediate MST3K recall...

What the hell are you people talking about?

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that was a joke made by yet another dickwad business major who thinks all liberal-arts majors end up squeegeeing windshields for a living. You know, "that poli-sci degree and a $1.25 will buy you a cup of coffee," etc. How I loathe them.

Under what scenario does your eyelid hit anything first? How do you contort your body to make that happen?

Madeline Stowe nude scenes are not that hard to come by.

Just One of the Guys. Hall of Famer for unexpected nudity.

To be fair, the early bird special was only available until 4:30.

I got a chance to ride this the other day:

@Illegal Immigrant: One half goes to Project Runway, the other goes to Dancing with the Stars.

An e-mail to announce he's leaving? Did he work at my law firm?

@Capt Virgil Hilts: Do you consider joking about Palin's clit to be a more serious matter than the usual sports-related buffoonery we clown about around here?

Wes Welker is the David Eckstein of the NFL: Discuss.

God damn that is a nice coat.

Palin's clit can beat the Schwab.

To be fair, body punks do not have very much intelligence, studies show.

@Matt_T: It's not exactly a wonkish discussion to describe yourself jackin' it to Sarah's speech.

"One smart clit," say hello to Pigskin Pick 'Em.

Thoughts/rules on submitting multiple entries?

I have confidence in exactly one of my picks.

@Stev D: For the record, the Giants were the best team of the entire playoffs, not just that day.